shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

louislouislouislouislouislous:

wen she say go deeper but u all out of dick

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loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

someone should punch me in the face

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Slow Down | Seahaven

drag me out into the rain, tell me all about the pain,
i’ve been causing and the way it all makes sense with the weather.
tell me he ain’t coming back and no synthetic distraction
will ever change the fact, nor make it any better.
i’ll reply by walking out, illustrate the then and now,
leave you broken like you’ve been left
by the ones that you love most.
i am more lost than you could know.

nahshaw:

omg i just changed my phone’s screen protector and now the reflection is so clear i can even see why my father left me

punkyears:

the most inspirational lyrics

punkyears:

the most inspirational lyrics

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

dickfricker:

I might not be hot as some but I’ve come a long way since middle school and that’s all that matters

preciousless:

If you need tips on how to be happier, then click this link! Don’t dwell on your past anymore, think of the positive :)
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preciousless:

If you need tips on how to be happier, then click this link! Don’t dwell on your past anymore, think of the positive :)

Please don’t remove the caption!

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

circumcising:

all sex jokes aside tho i am actually quite lonely 

prolusion:

if you are nice to me there’s a 99% chance i’ll get attached to you and you’ll hate me