strelitzias:

boxersifany:

ourtimeorg:

America’s first leaders.

Respect

oop

attention all cute girls………………….hello

mediocre-latinist:

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

I approve

camsfarts:

Well, ok then.

isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

dlubes:

cyberjock:

cooldudebro:

dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin

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Delete this

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Are you Nevel Papperman from iCarly? omg
Anonymous

shouldnt:

Yea are you jealous?

lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

dorkprincess2001:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it