bewbin:

bewbin:

im watching transformers, ill live blog it 

they transformed 

gotchi:

superduperemily:

gotchi:

I hate straight people

*face gets really red and swollen and puffy and pissed off looking*

/you are a butt face/

What the fuck

twerkformomma:

My pants are size wumbo

astronaute:

reminder that “were you loved as a child?” and “did your parents hug you enough?” jokes are fucking awful because surprise surprise, a lot of us have shitty childhoods so fuck off 

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

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