I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
Well, ok then.
Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
new zealand’s finest
Yea are you jealous?
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
"the polite thing to do is say yes"
hello rape culture
when something like this happens you should just block the person. Problem solved.
I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.
don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it